{"product_id":"im-not-saying-im-an-alcoholic-but-my-blood-type-is-margarita-positive-black-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"I'm Not Saying I'm An Alcoholic But My Blood Type Is Margar-Ita Positive Black Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis is a funny margarita drinking shirt from Unethical Threads that announces your blood type as Margar-Ita Positive. The I'm Not Saying I'm An Alcoholic But My Blood Type Is Margar-Ita Positive Black Tee is for anyone whose liver has a longer rap sheet than their actual criminal record.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who've been politely asked to \"maybe slow down\" at brunch and responded by ordering a pitcher. If you've ever salted a rim before noon or called tequila a food group, this is your uniform. Your friends will point at it and just nod.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that handles your life choices better than your liver does\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e, because poor decisions come in every size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e for when you want to look just put-together enough\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the colors outlast your promise to \"only have one\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBlack tee\u003c\/strong\u003e that hides lime juice, salsa stains, and regret equally well\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. If someone in your life has a personality that can be summarized as \"margarita,\" hand them this shirt. Works for birthdays, Cinco de Mayo, retirement parties, or whatever excuse you need. Skip the wrapping paper. Just hand it over with a salt rimmer and a bottle of Cuervo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. Wash it however you want. It holds up better than you did last Margarita Monday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printing locks the ink into the fabric fibers. The design stays put wash after wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this going to offend someone?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProbably. But those people weren't getting invited to the party anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42379469455442,"sku":"AlcoholicBloodMargaritaB-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42379469488210,"sku":"AlcoholicBloodMargaritaB-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42379469520978,"sku":"AlcoholicBloodMargaritaB-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42379469553746,"sku":"AlcoholicBloodMargaritaB-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42379469586514,"sku":"AlcoholicBloodMargaritaB-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42379469619282,"sku":"AlcoholicBloodMargaritaB-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42379469652050,"sku":"AlcoholicBloodMargaritaB-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Im_Not_Saying_Im_An_Alcoholic_But_My_Blood_Type_Is_Margar-Ita_Positive_Black_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt.png?v=1777122218","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/im-not-saying-im-an-alcoholic-but-my-blood-type-is-margarita-positive-black-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}