{"product_id":"im-not-saying-im-an-alcoholic-but-my-blood-type-is-margarita-positive-white-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Im Not Saying Im An Alcoholic But My Blood Type Is Margar-Ita Positive White Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis is an Unethical Threads tee for anyone whose relationship with margaritas has gone from casual to clinical. The Im Not Saying Im An Alcoholic But My Blood Type Is Margar-Ita Positive shirt says what your friends already know, printed on heavyweight cotton that holds up better than your liver will.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who've accepted that tequila is a food group. If your go-to response to \"want a drink?\" is \"yes\" before anyone finishes the question, you already own this shirt spiritually.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt also works if you're buying for that friend. The one with the blender permanently on the counter and a salt rim on everything. You know who they are. They know who they are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton.\u003c\/strong\u003e Thick enough to absorb both compliments and spilled margaritas.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e Room for everyone, including post-Taco-Tuesday bloat.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic. Nothing fancy. The shirt does enough talking.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print.\u003c\/strong\u003e Colors stay locked in, not fading out like your memory of last Saturday.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMachine washable.\u003c\/strong\u003e Because you will absolutely need that.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This Actually a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Unironically, yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf someone in your life has a margarita recipe saved in their phone notes, this is the gift. No guessing sizes (S-4XL, relaxed fit). No wondering if they'll get it. They'll get it. They probably already live it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt run true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. It's a unisex relaxed fit. If you're between sizes, go with your usual. The fit is forgiving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the cotton fibers. The print outlasts most New Year's resolutions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this only for people who drink margaritas?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTechnically anyone can wear it. But if you don't at least appreciate a good margarita, you're missing the point and probably half the fun in life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it come in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis listing is for the white tee. Check the Unethical Threads store for other colorways of the same design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42379468570706,"sku":"AlcoholicBloodMargaritaW-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42379468603474,"sku":"AlcoholicBloodMargaritaW-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42379468636242,"sku":"AlcoholicBloodMargaritaW-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42379468669010,"sku":"AlcoholicBloodMargaritaW-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42379468701778,"sku":"AlcoholicBloodMargaritaW-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42379468734546,"sku":"AlcoholicBloodMargaritaW-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42379468767314,"sku":"AlcoholicBloodMargaritaW-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Im_Not_Saying_Im_An_Alcoholic_But_My_Blood_Type_Is_Margar-Ita_Positive_White_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt.png?v=1777121959","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/im-not-saying-im-an-alcoholic-but-my-blood-type-is-margarita-positive-white-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}