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The back print handles the introduction so you can keep walking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a suggestion of one\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL. Room for everyone, including people who are a lot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck. Nothing controversial up top (the back handles that).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that survives the washing machine and your life choices\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign lives on the back. You've always been better in retrospect.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes This Work as a Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone who identifies as \"the problem\" and says it with a straight face, hand them this shirt. It's the self-deprecating humor gift that says \"I see you\" without a greeting card. Works for birthdays, holidays, or the apology you're not actually making. Available in black or white, so you can match it to their soul (or the void where one used to be).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Rock At The Bottom tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable no matter who's wearing it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is the design printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOn the back. It's a back print design, so the person behind you gets the message first.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print hold up after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDTG printing holds up. Follow the care label and the design stays crisp.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is this available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white. Pick the one that speaks to you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this actually offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's self-deprecating humor aimed at the wearer. 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