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This shirt is just the paperwork.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that can handle whatever dipping sauce situation you've got going on\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e, because dedication to tenders transcends all demographics\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, nothing fancy up top\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that outlasts your last New Year's resolution\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign on the back, blank front.\u003c\/strong\u003e People have to walk past you to get the full story.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift for a picky eater?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHonestly, it's the best gift for a picky eater. The kind of person who announces their order before anyone else has even opened the menu deserves recognition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design sits on the back, so they get to walk around as a slow-reveal joke all day without doing a thing. Minimal effort, maximum payoff. Their whole brand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the back of the shirt say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"IM POLY\" in large block letters, with \"(poly gonna have the chicken tenders)\" in smaller text underneath. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes and colors does it come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print hold up after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. 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