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Your lunch order has never had this much presence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton.\u003c\/strong\u003e Sturdy enough to carry the weight of all that buildup.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit,\u003c\/strong\u003e sizes S through 4XL.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck,\u003c\/strong\u003e because at least something about this should be straightforward.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the lettering holds up longer than your friends' patience.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. If someone in your life makes everything sound like a revelation and then pivots to snacks, this is their uniform.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe kind of gift where they look at it, pause, and nod slowly because they know exactly who they are. Also works as an apology for being that person at every restaurant.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the shirt say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"IM POLY\" in large block letters up top, with \"(poly gonna have the chicken tenders)\" in smaller text underneath.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a polyamory shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. It's a chicken tenders shirt. The rest is just delivery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is it available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack and white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDTG printed for lasting color. 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