{"product_id":"im-shy-but-ive-got-a-big-dick-funny-t-shirt","title":"I'm Shy But I've Got A Big Dick Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I'm Shy But I've Got A Big Dick tee from Unethical Threads is for every quiet guy who knows what he's working with. Available in black or white, this heavyweight cotton graphic tee lets your chest handle the introduction your mouth never will.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIntroverts with nothing to prove and everything to imply. The kind of person who sits in the corner at a party, barely says a word, and somehow walks out with the most phone numbers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is awkward-guy confidence distilled into cotton. You don't need to be loud when your shirt's doing the heavy lifting. It's the energy of someone who's terrible at small talk but has other selling points.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that doesn't go transparent after three washes (important, considering the message)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e, because big energy comes in all sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e. No frills, no drama up top.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the graphic stays vivid season after season, not just one hot cycle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/strong\u003e. Your move.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePhenomenal gift, but only if you know the person. Hand this to someone at a birthday party who didn't ask for it and you're just a creep. Give it to your buddy who's been single for three years and laughs about it? That's friendship.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBachelor parties, White Elephant, \"I saw this and immediately thought of you\" moments. Just make sure the recipient has the humor for it. You know exactly who in your life can pull this off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat sizes does the I'm Shy But I've Got A Big Dick tee come in?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt runs S to 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Size up if you like it loose, but the relaxed cut already gives you room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. The DTG printing puts ink directly into the fabric, so the graphic stays sharp through countless washes without cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this shirt actually comfortable?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVery. Heavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit means it sits well without clinging. It's a real shirt, not a novelty afterthought.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat colors does it come in?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. Pick your fighter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWill this offend people?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlmost certainly. That's kind of the point. 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