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If your sense of humor is your most attractive quality (and you know it), congratulations, you're the target demographic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a collar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e, sizes S through 4XL, because confidence comes in every size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, for people who let the shirt do the talking, not their chest hair\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the graphic stays crisp through every wash, unlike your life choices\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift if you actually know the person. This is not something you buy for a coworker you've spoken to twice. It's for your best friend, your sibling, or your partner who already walks around like they're a national treasure. Hand it over and watch them nod like, \"Yeah. Accurate.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the I'm So Sexy Even Life Gets Hard tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable no matter who's wearing it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt comfortable for everyday wear?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. Wear it to brunch, the gym, your therapist's office. It handles all of the above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFollow the care label. Cold wash, tumble dry low. Treat it right and it treats you right.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good birthday gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the person has a sense of humor and an ego that could use some validation, absolutely. If they cry easily, maybe get them a candle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is this available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. 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