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If you've ever dropped a Uranus joke at a dinner party and felt no shame, this is basically your uniform.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e from S to 4XL, because space exploration is for every body type\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e (the astronaut would approve)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that survives the washing machine, not just the first wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFront print only\u003c\/strong\u003e, so your back can remain a mystery\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know the person's humor, absolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the kind of gift that gets unwrapped, gets a laugh, and gets worn to Thanksgiving dinner. 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