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This one already knows.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton, not the tissue-paper nonsense you got at that 5K you didn't train for\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, blank front (all the action is on the back)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print for color that holds up instead of cracking after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a great gift if you know someone with more confidence than shame.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBirthdays, bachelor parties, \"I saw this and thought of you\" moments. If the person you're buying for would wear this with a straight face and zero explanation, you've found their shirt. If they'd blush, even better.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBack only. The front is completely blank. You walk forward in mystery, the person behind you gets the message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print hold up in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printing locks the ink into the fabric. Follow the care instructions and the print stays sharp.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's innuendo, not a manifesto. Most people laugh. A few pretend they didn't read it. 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