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Available in black or white, because your moral spectrum deserves options.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a costume from a novelty bin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e, because innuendo is for every body\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, classic cut, no surprises up top\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that holds up through your questionable laundry habits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack print design\u003c\/strong\u003e, so you can walk away and let the shirt do the talking\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift for a vegan?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the best gift for a vegan who actually has a sense of humor. Which, contrary to popular belief, is most of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt also works for the friend who won't stop making vegan jokes at dinner. Or the person in your life who just likes a shirt that makes strangers do a double take. The I'm Vegan But I'll Put That Meat In My Mouth tee is one of those rare pieces that lands in any friend group, at any cookout, and at absolutely the wrong family gathering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is printed on the back. The front is blank, so you get to look innocent from the front and chaotic from behind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHeavyweight cotton holds its shape well. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it'll stay the size you ordered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print going to crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric fibers. No cracking, no peeling. The joke survives laundry day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this around my family?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou can wear it anywhere. 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