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It's for the crowd that processes dystopia through humor, which at this point is most of us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can handle the weight of a surveillance state (and your dryer)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because v-necks are for people who still trust the government\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that actually lasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This Actually a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHonestly, yes. For the privacy nerd, the perpetually paranoid friend, or anyone who appreciates a bleak observation turned into something you can wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the kind of gift that makes someone laugh first and get a little quiet second. Those are the best gifts. Way better than another candle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the In A Surveillance State We're All Cam Girls tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is this shirt available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe DTG print handles real life just fine. Turn it inside out, cold wash, and hang dry if you want to keep it looking sharp longer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt going to offend people?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProbably someone, somewhere. But the shirt is making a point about surveillance, not trying to start a fight. If someone gets upset, they might be missing the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the shirt made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHeavyweight cotton. Thick, comfortable, and not see-through. 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