{"product_id":"innocent-until-i-get-caught-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Innocent Until I Get Caught Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Innocent Until I Get Caught Tee from Unethical Threads is for everyone who's technically never done anything wrong. Heavyweight cotton, text-only design, available in black or white. Consider it a public service announcement about your personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe one with the alibi already prepared. You know the friend who ate the last slice while making eye contact? The coworker who left early and somehow nobody noticed for an hour? That person.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis shirt is just them being honest about it for once, which is kind of a big step if you think about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that doesn't go see-through after a few washes (you're welcome)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e, because mischief comes in all sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, classic and clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the text stays sharp, not cracking like a bad alibi\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfectly. This is the gift for the friend who always has plausible deniability locked and loaded.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe one who finishes the leftovers and shrugs. The one whose search history is probably fine but you wouldn't bet money on it. If you have to think about whether this fits someone, it fits them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Innocent Until I Get Caught Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable without being a tent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt appropriate for work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDepends entirely on your workplace. If your boss has a sense of humor, go for it. If they don't, you probably need this shirt more than most people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the print quality like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) printed, so the text stays crisp wash after wash. No cracking, no peeling, no slow fade into nothing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does it come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. Pick whichever matches your level of plausible deniability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFront only. The back is blank, so at least something about you is straightforward.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42659244638290,"sku":"InnocentUntilIGetCaughtF-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42659244671058,"sku":"InnocentUntilIGetCaughtF-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42659244703826,"sku":"InnocentUntilIGetCaughtF-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42659244736594,"sku":"InnocentUntilIGetCaughtF-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42659244769362,"sku":"InnocentUntilIGetCaughtF-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42659244802130,"sku":"InnocentUntilIGetCaughtF-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42659244834898,"sku":"InnocentUntilIGetCaughtF-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42659244867666,"sku":"InnocentUntilIGetCaughtF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42659244900434,"sku":"InnocentUntilIGetCaughtF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42659244933202,"sku":"InnocentUntilIGetCaughtF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42659244965970,"sku":"InnocentUntilIGetCaughtF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42659244998738,"sku":"InnocentUntilIGetCaughtF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42659245031506,"sku":"InnocentUntilIGetCaughtF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42659245064274,"sku":"InnocentUntilIGetCaughtF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Innocent_Until_I_Get_Caught_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1788031837","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/innocent-until-i-get-caught-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}