{"product_id":"insert-toes-here-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Insert Toes Here Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Insert Toes Here Tee from Unethical Threads: a red arrow pointing up, a three-word instruction, and zero plausible deniability. Foot humor for people who already get it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople with great senses of humor and questionable search histories. The Insert Toes Here Tee sits right at the intersection of inside joke and public confession, and honestly, that's the sweet spot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou'll get knowing looks from some people and confused stares from everyone else. Both reactions are equally entertaining.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually has some substance to it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e because some things just work\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the colors don't bail on you after a few washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eZero profanity on the actual shirt, so technically you can wear this to family dinner. Technically.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. The Insert Toes Here Tee is the kind of gift that makes someone laugh, immediately question your friendship, and then wear it every weekend. Works for white elephants, chaotic birthdays, or anyone who's ever been described as \"a lot.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt have profanity on it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. The design reads \"Insert Toes Here\" with an arrow. No swear words, which makes it technically safe for public.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Insert Toes Here Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe DTG print holds up. Wash inside out on cold if you want to baby it, but it's not going to ghost you after a few cycles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a foot fetish shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat's between you and your browser history. We just make shirts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the shirt made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a crew neck. 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