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Substantial enough to double as emotional armor against small talk.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL. Room to breathe, room to house an entire order of crab rangoon.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck. Classic. Low maintenance. Like your social calendar.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print for color that lasts longer than your patience for group chats.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift for an introvert?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the best kind of gift because they don't have to be around you to enjoy it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone whose entire personality is staying home with Chinese takeout, this is the move. The crab rangoon specificity makes it personal without requiring a handwritten card or, god forbid, a phone call. Pair it with an actual order of crab rangoon and you've peaked as a gift giver.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart on this page for exact measurements.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or peel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. It's a DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the ink bonds into the cotton instead of sitting on top. The design holds up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this come in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. Pick whichever matches your soul.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good introvert gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreat introvert gift. Especially if you include actual crab rangoon. They'll appreciate it from the comfort of their couch, alone, exactly where they want to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the shirt made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a DTG print. 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