{"product_id":"introvert-do-not-disturb-unless-hot-dogs-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Introvert Do Not Disturb Unless Hot Dogs Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Introvert Do Not Disturb Unless Hot Dogs Tee from Unethical Threads sets exactly one condition for human contact: hot dogs. Not friendship, not emergencies, just a gas station roller dog at 1 AM. The design is printed on the back, so people read your terms as you walk away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who have declined a wedding RSVP but showed up to a cookout because someone mentioned a grill.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHot dog loyalists who consider ballpark franks a food group and introverts with very specific, very low standards for leaving the house. This is not a general \"I like food\" shirt. This is a public admission that a $2 hot dog from a folding table at a block party is your price, and you're completely fine with everyone knowing that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that can survive a mustard incident at the cookout you finally agreed to attend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e, sizes S-4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e (because the back of the shirt is doing all the talking here)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print\u003c\/strong\u003e for lasting color that won't crack or peel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift for an introvert?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes, if they have strong feelings about hot dogs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is not a generic introvert gift. It's for the specific person in your life who will cancel plans with you but will absolutely drive twenty minutes for a hot dog stand they saw on TikTok. If that's them, this is the shirt, but if their thing is pizza or tacos, we make those too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is printed on the back. The front is blank, which is exactly how introverts prefer to face the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Plenty of room for you and the three hot dogs you had at the cookout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's DTG printed, which means the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. Holds up through washes without cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt available in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt comes in black or white. Pick whichever one matches the energy you're bringing to the cookout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the shirt made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton. Substantial enough that it feels like a real shirt, not a napkin.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42768092594258,"sku":"IntrovertDoNotDisturbHotDogsB-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42768092627026,"sku":"IntrovertDoNotDisturbHotDogsB-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42768092659794,"sku":"IntrovertDoNotDisturbHotDogsB-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42768092692562,"sku":"IntrovertDoNotDisturbHotDogsB-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42768092725330,"sku":"IntrovertDoNotDisturbHotDogsB-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42768092758098,"sku":"IntrovertDoNotDisturbHotDogsB-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42768092790866,"sku":"IntrovertDoNotDisturbHotDogsB-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42768092823634,"sku":"IntrovertDoNotDisturbHotDogsB-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42768092856402,"sku":"IntrovertDoNotDisturbHotDogsB-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42768092889170,"sku":"IntrovertDoNotDisturbHotDogsB-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42768092921938,"sku":"IntrovertDoNotDisturbHotDogsB-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42768092954706,"sku":"IntrovertDoNotDisturbHotDogsB-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42768092987474,"sku":"IntrovertDoNotDisturbHotDogsB-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42768093020242,"sku":"IntrovertDoNotDisturbHotDogsB-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Introvert_Do_Not_Disturb_Unless_Hot_Dogs__BACKPRINT__Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1790700627","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/introvert-do-not-disturb-unless-hot-dogs-backprint-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}