{"product_id":"introvert-do-not-disturb-unless-hot-dogs-funny-t-shirt","title":"Introvert Do Not Disturb Unless Hot Dogs Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eIntrovert Do Not Disturb Unless Hot Dogs Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e by Unethical Threads is for people whose social battery runs on mustard. You will cancel on friends, ignore phone calls, and let birthdays slide, but someone mentions franks on a grill and suddenly you're putting on pants. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho wears a hot dog shirt in public?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSomeone who has been to a gas station at 1 AM specifically for the roller dogs and feels no shame about it. The kind of person who brings their own condiments to a cookout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHot dogs are the least dignified food you could admit to loving, and that's the entire point. This isn't a shirt for someone with a curated aesthetic. It's for the person who would genuinely reconsider leaving the house if you mentioned there were franks at the thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can survive a mustard stain. Or twelve.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S to 4XL. Plenty of room for post-cookout regret.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck. Nothing fancy. Like the food on the shirt.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the colors don't bail on you. Unlike your social plans.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white because you deserve options (even if you never exercise them by leaving the house).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift for a hot dog lover?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. This is one of the most specific gifts you can give someone, and specificity is how you prove you actually know a person.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf they've ever ghosted a group chat but showed up to a backyard cookout uninvited, this is their shirt. If they've ever described a gas-station hot dog as \"honestly pretty good,\" this is their shirt. Wrap it in whatever. They'll get it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable without being a tent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white. Both let the design do the talking so you don't have to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print going to crack or peel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. It's DTG (direct to garment) printed, which means the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. Follow the care instructions and it'll outlast your social energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to a cookout?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou can and you should. It's basically a VIP pass to the grill. People will know exactly what you're there for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this actually funny or is it just weird?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDepends on your tolerance for honesty. 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