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You drink it because hot coffee is a different lifestyle and you chose yours. The back print on this Introvert Do Not Disturb Unless Iced Coffee tee lets people read the terms of engagement as you walk away from them, which is probably what you were doing anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that can survive the daily condensation ring from your iced coffee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL, because introverts come in all sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because you're not making collar decisions before your first cup\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that outlasts your willingness to be in public\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone whose hand permanently has an iced coffee in it, yes. Immediately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the gift for the friend who texts \"running late\" because they stopped for coffee on the way to coffee. The barista-knows-their-order friend. The one whose love language is someone bringing them iced coffee without asking. It works for birthdays, holidays, or just as proof that you understand their entire personality is 60% caffeine and 40% avoiding group chats. Funny introvert gifts are hard to get right because most of them are generic. This one is specific. If they're not an iced coffee person, get them the pizza version.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe back. The Introvert Do Not Disturb Unless Iced Coffee design is a back print. The front is blank, which tracks for someone who doesn't want to be perceived from the front either.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable without being a tent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes iced coffee actually count as a personality trait?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you have to ask, you don't have the gene. For everyone else, this shirt is just documentation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) printing bonds the ink into the fabric. Follow basic wash instructions (cold water, inside out) and the print stays sharp.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does the shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. 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