{"product_id":"introvert-do-not-disturb-unless-pizza-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Introvert Do Not Disturb Unless Pizza Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Introvert Do Not Disturb Unless Pizza tee from Unethical Threads is a back print shirt for people whose doorbell policy has exactly one exception: pizza delivery. Pizza is the only food on earth with the social power to make a homebody actually answer the door. Available in black or white, heavyweight cotton, sizes S through 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually needs this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnyone who's declined a party invitation but tracked a pizza order with the intensity of a NASA launch sequence. This is their shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMost introvert shirts just say \"leave me alone\" in fourteen fonts. This one names the price, and your asking rate comes in a flat cardboard box. The design sits on the back, so anyone walking up behind you gets the terms before they waste your time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that outlasts your social battery (which flatlines around noon most days)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e Fits like the shirt you wear when nobody is coming over. Which is always.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic. Not trying to reinvent anything.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e, so the colors stick around longer than your weekend plans do\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white.\u003c\/strong\u003e Both pair nicely with pizza grease on the couch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's one of the easiest gifts you'll ever buy. You already know someone who fits this description.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe person in your life who responds to invitations with \"maybe\" (meaning no), who has three pizza apps on their phone, who considers delivery tracking a hobby. Get them this. You can order it online and have it shipped directly, so you don't even have to see them in person. They'd prefer it that way, and honestly, so would you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Runs comfortable whether you're answering the door for pizza or pretending you're not home for everyone else.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe back. So anyone walking up behind you in line gets your terms before they try to make small talk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eDoes it come in different colors?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. Both get the point across.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a DTG (direct-to-garment) print on heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label, cold wash, tumble dry low, and it holds up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this just another generic introvert shirt?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. Most introvert shirts stop at \"leave me alone.\" This one names the one thing that gets you to open the door. 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