{"product_id":"introvert-do-not-disturb-unless-pizza-funny-t-shirt","title":"Introvert Do Not Disturb Unless Pizza Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Introvert Do Not Disturb Unless Pizza Tee by Unethical Threads is a funny graphic tee for anyone who has answered the door exactly once this month, and it was for a large pepperoni. Available in black or white, heavyweight cotton, S-4XL. Pizza is the universal bribe, and this shirt knows it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who have their pizza place on speed dial but let every other call go to voicemail.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe type who tracks a Domino's order with more intensity than they've given any real-life conversation this year. If you've ever ghosted a group chat for days but replied instantly to “want to split a pie,” the Introvert Do Not Disturb Unless Pizza Tee is your personality in cotton form. Not antisocial, just selectively social, and the selection criteria is melted cheese.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can take a marinara hit and keep going\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL (room for the aftermath of a whole large)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because you're not going anywhere that requires a collar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the graphic outlasts your willingness to make plans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift for a pizza-obsessed homebody?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the best gift, because you don't even have to hand it to them in person.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLeave it on the porch next to the pizza. They'll open the door for the box and find a bonus. The Introvert Do Not Disturb Unless Pizza Tee works for birthdays, holidays, or a “thinking of you but not enough to actually come over” gesture. Especially if the recipient has ever bailed on your dinner plans but ordered Domino's twenty minutes later.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Introvert Do Not Disturb Unless Pizza Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Plenty of room for you and whatever you just ordered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is this available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white. Pick whichever matches your couch, since that's where you'll be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. The DTG print holds its color. Turn it inside out, wash cold, and it stays sharp.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. Especially for anyone who has ever canceled plans because their pizza arrived first.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the shirt made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a crew neck. Comfortable enough to live in, which is kind of the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42768121856082,"sku":"IntrovertDoNotDisturbPizzaF-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42768121888850,"sku":"IntrovertDoNotDisturbPizzaF-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42768121921618,"sku":"IntrovertDoNotDisturbPizzaF-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42768121954386,"sku":"IntrovertDoNotDisturbPizzaF-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42768121987154,"sku":"IntrovertDoNotDisturbPizzaF-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42768122019922,"sku":"IntrovertDoNotDisturbPizzaF-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42768122052690,"sku":"IntrovertDoNotDisturbPizzaF-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42768122085458,"sku":"IntrovertDoNotDisturbPizzaF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42768122118226,"sku":"IntrovertDoNotDisturbPizzaF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42768122150994,"sku":"IntrovertDoNotDisturbPizzaF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42768122183762,"sku":"IntrovertDoNotDisturbPizzaF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42768122216530,"sku":"IntrovertDoNotDisturbPizzaF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42768122249298,"sku":"IntrovertDoNotDisturbPizzaF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42768122282066,"sku":"IntrovertDoNotDisturbPizzaF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Introvert_Do_Not_Disturb_Unless_Pizza_Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1790701433","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/introvert-do-not-disturb-unless-pizza-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}