{"product_id":"introvert-do-not-disturb-unless-ramen-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Introvert Do Not Disturb Unless Ramen Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Introvert Do Not Disturb Unless Ramen Tee from Unethical Threads is a back-print declaration for anyone whose ideal night involves broth, noodles, and exactly zero people. Whether your ramen loyalty started with a 25-cent flavor packet at 3am or a 45-minute queue for tonkotsu, this shirt speaks your language.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this for instant ramen people or real ramen people?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBoth. That's the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe person who perfected their dorm-room technique (lid half-off, egg cracked in at the two-minute mark) and the one who drives 40 minutes for a properly jammy ajitama are the same person at different stages of life. This shirt doesn't judge your broth. It just tells everyone else to leave you alone while you're eating it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton.\u003c\/strong\u003e The kind you'd want between you and a bowl of tonkotsu.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e Room for post-ramen comfort.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e No frills up top. The statement is on the back.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that lasts (you will rewear this).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign printed on the back.\u003c\/strong\u003e People see it as you walk away, which is exactly the energy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift for a ramen lover?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf they've ever described a soft-boiled egg as \"perfect\" with genuine emotion, yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Introvert Do Not Disturb Unless Ramen tee is the kind of thing that makes a noodle obsessive feel understood without requiring them to discuss it, which they would prefer. Available in black or white, sizes S through 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Introvert Ramen tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex S through 4XL. Relaxed fit, so no need to size up unless you want it extra roomy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBack only. The front is blank. People read it as you leave, which tracks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton holds its shape through normal washing. Follow the care label and you're good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this part of a series?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. There are several Do Not Disturb Unless designs, each with a different food. This one is ramen, because ramen people are a very specific breed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. 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