{"product_id":"introvert-do-not-disturb-unless-ramen-funny-t-shirt","title":"Introvert Do Not Disturb Unless Ramen Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Introvert Do Not Disturb Unless Ramen Tee from Unethical Threads is a funny graphic tee for anyone whose ideal night is a bowl of ramen and zero conversation. It speaks to the college student surviving on instant noodle bricks and the ramen shop regular who knows the difference between shio and shoyu. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho's actually buying this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who've eaten ramen for dinner three nights running and felt nothing but satisfaction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHalf the audience is the broke-but-happy crowd who consider a microwave and a flavor packet a complete cooking setup. The other half are ramen shop devotees who will drive 45 minutes for the right bowl and judge you for calling it \"noodle soup.\" Both types see this shirt and think \"that's literally me,\" which is exactly the reaction we were going for. Solid pick as a foodie gift, an introvert gift, or a \"sorry I cancelled on you (again)\" gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton.\u003c\/strong\u003e Thick enough to survive a broth splash and still look good.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e Room for the post-ramen situation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic. Not trying to reinvent the wheel here.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the design outlasts your social battery.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/strong\u003e We couldn't pick one and neither should you.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this actually work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the person you're shopping for has ever described ramen as \"self-care,\" yes. Instantly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGeneric introvert merch is everywhere and it's all the same \"leave me alone\" energy with nothing behind it. This one is specific. It names the one exception to the do-not-disturb rule, and it's a bowl of noodles. That level of honesty is funnier and more personal than anything with a cat on it. Great for birthdays, holidays, or just because you saw it and thought of someone who keeps cancelling dinner plans (unless the restaurant has ramen).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it's comfortable whether you're pre-ramen or in a post-ramen haze.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print hold up in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric. Turn it inside out, cold wash, tumble dry low, and it stays crisp.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this only for introverts?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTechnically anyone can wear it. But if you're an extrovert buying this, you might just be in denial about your noodle habits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it come in colors other than black and white?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. Two options. That's enough decision-making for one day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the ramen on this shirt the instant kind or the real kind?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBoth. That's the whole point. 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