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Thick enough to feel like a real shirt, not a costume.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (snacking is size-inclusive).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck because nobody asked for innovation there.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the design stays put. No cracking, no peeling, no slow fade into nothing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift for a snack-obsessed introvert?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the safest bet in the whole lineup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou don't need to know their favorite food. You don't need to guess between sweet and savory. Snacks covers everything. Pair it with an actual bag of snacks and you've given the most on-brand gift a homebody could ask for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Introvert Do Not Disturb Unless Snacks Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable no matter how you like your shirts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print hold up after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling, no fading into a mystery smudge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is this shirt available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. Same design, two options.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this part of a series?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. 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