{"product_id":"introvert-do-not-disturb-unless-tacos-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Introvert Do Not Disturb Unless Tacos Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Introvert Do Not Disturb Unless Tacos tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone whose entire social calendar is Taco Tuesday. One standing weekly appointment, zero exceptions. The design is on the back, so the room gets the memo before you even have to make eye contact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears a Taco Tuesday introvert shirt?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who will cancel on friends, family, and coworkers without a second thought but have never once missed their Tuesday night al pastor order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Introvert Do Not Disturb Unless Tacos tee is for taco lovers whose loyalty to one specific weekly meal borders on religious commitment. Antisocial humor with a standing reservation. If your idea of \"going out\" starts and ends at a taqueria booth, this back print says everything you won't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that survives every Taco Tuesday from now until you stop caring (so, never)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e Room for the post-taco expansion\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic, unfussy, pairs well with salsa stains\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that outlasts your willingness to leave the house\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white.\u003c\/strong\u003e Two choices, which is still more than your social calendar has events\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift for a taco-obsessed introvert?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt might be the only gift they wear outside the house.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf someone you know has a standing Tuesday commitment and a general policy of declining literally everything else, the Introvert Do Not Disturb Unless Tacos tee is the most honest piece in their wardrobe. Perfect taco lover gift, foodie gift, introvert gift, or \"I see you and I'm not judging\" gift. They'll wear it every Tuesday. Guaranteed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOn the back. Front is blank. Maximum statement, minimum eye contact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUnisex S through 4XL in a relaxed fit. Check the size chart before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is it available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack and white. Pick the one that matches your Taco Tuesday mood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDTG printed on heavyweight cotton. Follow the care instructions and the print holds up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good Taco Tuesday gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIf someone in your life has a weekly taco appointment they refuse to skip, this is the shirt. 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