Iran Out Of Alcohol And The Struggle Israel Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Iran Out Of Alcohol And The Struggle Israel Tee is a backprint pun shirt from Unethical Threads for people who like their humor geopolitically inappropriate. If you read the title and laughed, this shirt was made for you. If you groaned, honestly, same energy.

Who actually wears this?

People who think puns are the highest form of comedy and are willing to die on that hill. The backprint means you're walking away from someone before they even finish reading it, which is really the ideal delivery mechanism for a joke this dumb. You'll get tapped on the shoulder at bars. A lot.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper freebie from a 5K you didn't run
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL, so nobody's left out
• Crew neck, because we're not monsters
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print that keeps its color wash after wash, not some iron-on situation
• The print is on the back, which means you get to be mysterious from the front

Is this a good gift?

It's a fantastic gift if you know your audience. This is the shirt you give the friend who already has the worst takes in the group chat. It's also perfect for White Elephant, dirty Santa, or any gift exchange where the goal is to make at least one person visibly uncomfortable.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does "Iran Out Of Alcohol And The Struggle Israel" mean?

It's a pun. Read it out loud. We'll wait.

Where is the print on this shirt?

On the back. That's what BACKPRINT means. The front is blank so you can look normal from at least one angle.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will this shrink in the wash?

It's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care instructions (cold wash, tumble dry low) and it'll hold up fine.

Can I wear this to work?

Depends on where you work. If you have an HR department, probably not. If you are the HR department, go for it.