{"product_id":"iran-out-of-gas-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Iran Out Of Gas Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Iran Out Of Gas Tee from Unethical Threads puts the joke where it belongs: on your back. The front stays clean. The back tells everyone behind you that the news cycle can wait, because your tank is empty and your day is already shot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnyone who's ever stared at a gas pump like it personally wronged them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Iran Out Of Gas backprint hits hardest on the person who drives past three stations looking for the cheapest price, then runs out anyway. It's everyday defeat compressed into a pun. The full design sits across the back in red and white with a small collar detail up top, blank front. You deliver the punchline just by walking away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after two washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because bad luck at the pump doesn't discriminate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because that's what shirts have\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that outlasts your gas budget\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFull back print design with clean blank front\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This Actually About Iran?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. It's about running out of gas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe pun works because \"Iran\" sounds like \"I ran,\" and the shirt turns that into the most relatable kind of defeat: standing in your driveway, staring at an empty tank, wondering where it all went wrong. No political statement. Just an empty gas can and a bad afternoon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is on the back. The front is blank with a small text detail at the collar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printing locks the color in. Follow the care tag and it holds up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt political?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a pun about running out of gas. That's it. No manifesto included.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42539933401170,"sku":"IranOutOfGasB-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42539933433938,"sku":"IranOutOfGasB-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42539933466706,"sku":"IranOutOfGasB-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42539933499474,"sku":"IranOutOfGasB-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42539933532242,"sku":"IranOutOfGasB-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42539933565010,"sku":"IranOutOfGasB-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42539933597778,"sku":"IranOutOfGasB-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42539933630546,"sku":"IranOutOfGasB-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42539933663314,"sku":"IranOutOfGasB-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42539933696082,"sku":"IranOutOfGasB-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42539933728850,"sku":"IranOutOfGasB-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42539933761618,"sku":"IranOutOfGasB-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42539933794386,"sku":"IranOutOfGasB-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42539933827154,"sku":"IranOutOfGasB-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Iran_Out_Of_Gas__BACKPRINT__Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1786025102","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/iran-out-of-gas-backprint-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}