{"product_id":"iran-out-of-gas-funny-t-shirt","title":"Iran Out Of Gas Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Iran Out Of Gas Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who hears \"Iran\" on the news and immediately thinks about their own empty tank. Front-print graphic of a guy staring at a tipped gas can like it personally betrayed him. Your crisis is closer to home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who'd rather deal with a gas station walk than sit through one more cable news segment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf your idea of a world crisis is checking your bank account after filling up, this shirt gets it. It's the quiet resignation of someone whose biggest international incident is a two-mile walk carrying a gas can. The kind of shirt you wear to the pump while the attendant tries not to laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that won't disintegrate after three washes like that gas station shirt you bought in 2019\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL (yes, even your uncle)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because you're keeping it classic while your life falls apart\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print, so the colors stay put. The frustration on that guy's face isn't going anywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront-print design with a small collar text detail for the people who get close enough to read it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGenuinely, yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the friend who responds to every breaking news alert with \"cool, but have you seen gas prices.\" For the coworker who treats running out of gas like a personal attack from the universe. For yourself, honestly, because you've been that guy staring at an empty tank wondering what you did to deserve this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Iran Out Of Gas Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works for pretty much everybody.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton holds its shape. Follow the care label and you're good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt political?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNope. The only statement it makes is that you ran out of gas and you're not happy about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow long does shipping take?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMost orders arrive within 5 to 10 business days. We'll send tracking so you can refresh it obsessively.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print going to crack or peel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printing. The ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. 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