{"product_id":"iran-this-iran-that-all-i-know-is-i-ran-out-of-alcohol-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Iran This Iran That All I Know Is I Ran Out Of Alcohol Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Iran This Iran That All I Know Is I Ran Out Of Alcohol Tee from Unethical Threads is a back-printed tee for people who hear \"Iran\" and immediately think about their bar tab. Heavyweight cotton, unisex fit, and absolutely zero geopolitical commentary included.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who think puns are an underrated art form. The kind of person who shows up to a cookout and their back says more than they will all day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a back print, which means you don't have to make eye contact while delivering the punchline. Just walk away. Let people read. Comedy is about timing, and this shirt's timing is whenever you turn around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a shirt, not a gas station promotional tee from 2004\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e (yes, 4XL, because funny doesn't have a size limit)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic. We're not reinventing necklines over here\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that outlasts your weekend plans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign on the back.\u003c\/strong\u003e Front is clean. Business in the front, international drinking incident in the back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This Actually a Political Shirt?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. You already know what this shirt is about, and it's not foreign policy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf someone at the bar starts a geopolitical debate because they read your back, that's a them problem. You're just thirsty. This is an Unethical Threads drinking shirt, not a CNN segment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt about Iran?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. It's a drinking pun. Same syllables, completely different priorities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is the design on this shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOn the back. The front is blank, so you're a mystery coming and a punchline going.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. We don't gatekeep funny.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDTG printing holds its color. Wash inside out on cold if you want to baby it, but it handles normal laundry just fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift for someone who drinks?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIf they drink and appreciate a solid pun, absolutely. 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