{"product_id":"iran-this-iran-that-all-i-know-is-i-ran-out-of-beer-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Iran This Iran That All I Know Is I Ran Out Of Beer Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Iran This Iran That All I Know Is I Ran Out Of Beer Tee from Unethical Threads is a back-printed drinking shirt for people whose foreign policy starts and ends at the bottom of a bottle. Just wordplay, a drunk old guy, and absolutely no political ambitions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a political shirt?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. It's a beer shirt. The Iran\/I ran wordplay is a drinking pun, not a foreign policy take.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe back features a visibly hammered guy surrounded by empties, which should clear up any confusion about the shirt's legislative priorities. You're not making a statement. You're making a bar tab.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can absorb a spill and still look presentable (relatively speaking)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL, because beer doesn't discriminate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because you're a person of simple tastes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that actually survives the wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign printed on the BACK, so you can walk away from conversations and still get laughs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift for a beer lover?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a great gift for anyone who treats happy hour like a competitive sport.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for the dad who peaked in a fraternity, the uncle who brings his own cooler to Thanksgiving, or your buddy who says \"I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a collector\" about his empty bottle display. Pair it with a six-pack and you're gift of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is printed on the back. The front is blank, so the punchline only lands when you walk away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSizes run from S to 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes, but the relaxed cut is forgiving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe DTG print holds its color wash after wash. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to be extra about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually about Iran?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's about running out of beer. The Iran part is wordplay. If you're looking for geopolitical commentary, wrong aisle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat material is the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a crew neck. 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