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If you've ever responded to a headline by checking the fridge instead, this is your uniform.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that handles your worst decisions at the bar and the laundromat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL, because bad puns come in every size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck (the Switzerland of necklines)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print for color that doesn't quit, even when you do\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront graphic featuring a gentleman who's clearly been through some things, all of them beer-related\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a political shirt?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. It's a drinking shirt that happens to know one country's name.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe only statement this tee makes is that you're out of beer and you'd like that to change. If someone tries to start a foreign policy debate, just point at the guy on your chest. He's not taking questions either.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works on everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print going to fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printing keeps the colors locked in. Your beer pun will outlast most of your relationships.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a pun about running out of beer. If that offends someone, they probably drank your last one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the shirt made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a crew neck. Comfortable enough to nap in after you find more beer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift for a beer lover?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf they laugh at bad puns and drink beer, this is basically a personality portrait. 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