{"product_id":"iran-this-iran-that-all-i-know-is-i-ran-out-of-liquor-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Iran This Iran That All I Know Is I Ran Out Of Liquor Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Iran This Iran That All I Know Is I Ran Out Of Liquor Tee from Unethical Threads is for people who hear \"Iran\" and immediately think about their liquor supply. Not political commentary. Just a cry for help from the bottom of an empty bottle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who've exhausted their liquor cabinet and their patience for current events.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf your response to world news is to check whether the bar is stocked, this shirt gets you. It pairs well with a refilled glass and the confidence of someone who chose booze over opinions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that won't disintegrate the first time your washing machine looks at it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (yes, 4XL, we're inclusive about it)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck, because you're not a V-neck person and we both know it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors stay vivid long after your liquor cabinet doesn't\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine washable, tumble dry low. We trust you to handle the basics.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually about Iran?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. It's about running out of liquor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you hear \"Iran\" and your first thought is checking the bar, you already get it. For geopolitical commentary, you're on the wrong website. This is an apparel brand run by people who think the funniest thing about the news is how badly you need a drink to watch it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt a political statement?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. It's a drinking joke built on a pun. The \"Iran\" is wordplay for \"I ran,\" as in running out of liquor. That's the whole bit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizes S through 4XL. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is DTG printed directly into the fabric. Follow the care instructions (machine wash cold, tumble dry low) and it'll hold up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift for someone who drinks?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf they laugh at puns and they've ever complained about running out of booze, yes. It's basically a personality test in shirt form.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the shirt material?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a crew neck. 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