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The back print means you're broadcasting exclusively to the people behind you, which, depending on the context, is either a public service or a cry for help.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL, because poor decisions come in every size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, clean front (you look normal from this side, promise)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print for color that survives the wash cycle and the morning-after shame\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gag gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a great gag gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe kind that gets unwrapped and immediately tried on, not the kind that gets a polite thank-you and lives in a drawer. Perfect for bachelor parties, birthdays, or anyone whose sense of humor you trust but whose judgment you question. If you're second-guessing whether the recipient will find it funny, they're probably not the right recipient.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is printed on the back only. The front is completely blank, so you look like a normal, well-adjusted person from the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care instructions and it'll hold up fine. We can't help you if you dry it on the surface of the sun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs \"buttcheeks\" one word?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOn this shirt it is. Beyond that, we're not qualified to offer editorial guidance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white. 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