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Which, depending on the person, is either flattering or deeply concerning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs buttcheeks one word?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGrammatically, yes. Buttcheeks is a closed compound noun. This shirt just asks the follow-up nobody was brave enough to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care instructions and it holds up. 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