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No eye contact, no follow-up, no accountability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a see-through napkin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because this shirt has enough going on already\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the ink bonds into the fabric, not sitting on top waiting to peel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCan You Give This as a Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou absolutely should.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the present for the person in your life who has never once let innuendo pass them by. Bachelor parties, dirty Santa, \"I saw this and immediately thought of you\" situations. The relaxed unisex fit means you don't have to stress about sizing. Just pick their color and let the backprint handle the rest. They'll never see the reactions, and honestly, that's the best part.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is printed on the back only. The front is completely blank, so you look normal from the front. The party is behind you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print hold up in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. 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