{"product_id":"it-aint-gonna-lick-itself-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"It Ain't Gonna Lick Itself Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe It Ain't Gonna Lick Itself Tee from Unethical Threads is a heavyweight cotton funny shirt that turns a filthy suggestion into a household chore. Available in black or white, unisex sizes S through 4XL. It says what it says.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople with no filter and a full calendar of questionable events.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the shirt for Mardi Gras, bachelor and bachelorette parties, bar crawls, and any festival where the dress code is \"regrettable.\" It's what you throw on when you've already committed to being the problem. Bad judgment comes in every size, and we've got you covered from S to 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a napkin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck (no weird collar energy)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the text stays crisp long after your reputation doesn't\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes in black or white, because you deserve options even when you've clearly stopped making good choices\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift for someone you know well enough to insult.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBirthdays, White Elephant, gag gifts for the bridal party, that one friend who never gets embarrassed. If they laugh, you nailed it. If they don't, that's useful information too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the It Ain't Gonna Lick Itself Tee true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt runs true to size in a relaxed unisex fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes, but most people are happy with their usual pick.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. Two options, both solid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it stays the size you ordered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this appropriate for work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat depends entirely on where you work. If your boss has a sense of humor, maybe. If HR already knows your name, probably not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to a family event?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou can wear it anywhere you're willing to deal with the consequences. 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