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The shirt does the work all night while you face the other way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually holds up (unlike your dignity at 2 a.m.)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, blank front, all business on the back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that doesn't bail after one questionable weekend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne of the best you can give someone who doesn't scare easily. Bachelor parties, bachelorette weekends, Dirty Santa, that 'I saw this and thought of you' energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePairs with the It Aint Gonna Lick Itself Tee from Unethical Threads. Same domestic obligation energy, different verb. Buy them as a set and the delegation is crystal clear, even if nobody's volunteering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a front or back print?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBack print only. The front is completely blank, so you look respectable from every angle except the one that matters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the It Ain't Gonna Suck Itself Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex S through 4XL in a relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs there a matching shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe It Aint Gonna Lick Itself Tee is the companion piece. Same energy, different verb. Wear them together if you want to cover all your bases.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to a family event?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou can wear it anywhere. Whether you should is between you and your survival instincts. 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