{"product_id":"its-5am-somewhere-funny-t-shirt","title":"Its 5AM Somewhere Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Its 5AM Somewhere Tee from Unethical Threads is for the person who treats sunrise as a technicality. A heavyweight cotton graphic tee with a front print and collar detail for the crowd still going when the sun comes up. Your uniform for mornings you didn't plan on seeing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe friend everyone texts \"are you still up?\" at 4:47 AM. The one who treats \"one more song\" as a binding verbal contract.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou know exactly whether this is your shirt or not. If you have to think about it, it probably isn't. But if you saw the graphic and immediately sent it to someone, congratulations, you found your people. The Its 5AM Somewhere Tee exists for the nights that turn into mornings that turn into \"I should probably eat something.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that survives whatever your night turns into\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e, because questionable life choices come in every size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e with front graphic and a small collar text detail for the observant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print\u003c\/strong\u003e so the colors outlast your excuses\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMachine washable\u003c\/strong\u003e, which, given the context, you will absolutely need\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnly if you actually know the person.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is not a safe pick for a coworker you've spoken to twice or your girlfriend's dad. It's the shirt you buy for the friend who always has a story that starts with \"so at like 4 AM.\" The one who's never once said \"I should probably head out.\" If you have that person in your life, this is their shirt. They might already know it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Its 5AM Somewhere Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's DTG printed, meaning the ink is embedded in the fabric instead of sitting on top. Follow the care instructions and it holds up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt going to offend someone?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlmost certainly. That's sort of the point. If you're asking, you already know the answer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the shirt made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton. Feels substantial, not flimsy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat depends entirely on where you work. 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