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Plausible deniability is built into the shirt placement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that holds up to birthday-level abuse\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because this shirt does not need a V to be doing what it's doing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that survives the wash cycle and the morning after\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good birthday gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a great birthday gag gift if you know the person well enough. And if you're buying it for yourself, even better.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a funny birthday shirt for someone who's spent every year saying \"I don't want a big deal for my birthday\" and means the opposite. Works for the 21st, the 30th, the 40th, the \"I stopped counting\" birthday. If they laugh, they'll wear it. If they blush, they'll still wear it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is printed on the back only. The front is completely blank, so nobody you're facing sees it. Only the people behind you get the message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this work as a birthday gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAbsolutely. It's one of the best funny birthday gag gifts for someone who can take a joke and isn't afraid to wear one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe DTG print is made to hold its color through regular washing. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to baby it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is this available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white. 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