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It's also the single greatest birthday gag gift you can hand someone in front of their entire friend group, especially if their parents are watching.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can handle your birthday weekend and every regrettable decision that follows\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that doesn't quit, even when your dignity does\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white, because your birthday, your call\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good birthday gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt might be the best birthday gift you'll ever give. Anyone can show up with a card. This shirt is the gift that gets opened, immediately photographed, and posted before the person even puts it on. If you're buying it for yourself, respect. You already know what you want for your birthday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the shirt actually say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"ITS MY BIRTHDAY DO I GET A BLOWJOB?\" in plain text across the front. No graphics, no subtlety, no ambiguity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex sizes S through 4XL. Relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gag gift for someone's birthday?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect birthday gag gift. The kind of present that gets a reaction before the person even finishes reading it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt offend people?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlmost certainly. 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