{"product_id":"its-not-a-bald-spot-its-a-solar-panel-for-a-sex-machine-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"It's Not A Bald Spot It's A Solar Panel For A Sex Machine Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe It's Not A Bald Spot It's A Solar Panel For A Sex Machine tee is a back print from Unethical Threads. The text sits directly below the actual bald spot, turning the wearer into a labeled diagram. Available in black or white, sizes S through 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy is this a back print?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause the joke doesn't fully land any other way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the back, the text sits right under the spot like a caption on a technical diagram. Anyone standing behind the wearer gets the solar panel and the explanation in one glance. It's self-documenting hardware. Front print is fine for most shirts, but this one was engineered for rear deployment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton.\u003c\/strong\u003e This isn't gas station souvenir weight.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solar panels come in all sizes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that won't quit before the joke does.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white.\u003c\/strong\u003e The panel runs in any light.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually from the 90s?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe joke is. This print isn't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis line has been floating around since at least 1992, showing up on Jerzees blanks and Fruit of the Loom tees at every flea market and boardwalk shop in America. Most of the surviving originals are cracked, faded, and smell like someone's uncle's garage. This is a fresh print on modern heavyweight cotton in real unisex sizing. Same energy, fewer mysterious stains.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is on the back. The front is blank. This is intentional. The text sits below the bald spot like a label on a diagram.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex sizes S through 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift for a bald guy?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnly if he's already in on the joke. This is a shirt for someone who owns it, not someone who needs cheering up about it. If he'd say the line himself, he'll wear the shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's preshrunk heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label and it'll stay the size you ordered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this the same shirt from the 90s?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSame classic line, brand new print. Modern heavyweight cotton, unisex sizing S through 4XL. 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