{"product_id":"its-not-a-bald-spot-its-a-solar-panel-for-a-sex-machine-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"It's Not A Bald Spot It's A Solar Panel For A Sex Machine Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe It's Not A Bald Spot It's A Solar Panel For A Sex Machine Tee from Unethical Threads is a fresh reprint of a genuine vintage novelty classic that's been on shirts since at least 1992. Heavyweight cotton, unisex fit S-4XL, available in black or white. Not a yellowed thrift-store relic that smells like someone else's decade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this the vintage '90s bald spot shirt?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSame legendary joke, completely new shirt. The \"bald spot is a solar panel for a sex machine\" line has been floating around since the late '80s, and original prints on old Jerzees and Fruit of the Loom blanks are all over resale sites.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThose are cool in a time-capsule kind of way, but most are faded, cracked, and cut for a body shape that peaked in 1993. We put the joke on modern heavyweight cotton with a clean DTG print and sizing that goes up to 4XL. Same energy, fabric that wasn't manufactured during the first Bush administration.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can handle your laundry habits, whatever those are\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because this joke doesn't need a V-neck trying to class it up\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that actually lasts (no cracking, no fading, no ghosting)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift for a bald guy?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's practically made for that. This is a self-roast, not a roast. The guy wearing it is the one making the joke, and the joke is pure confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the man in your life has ever rubbed his head and called himself \"aerodynamic,\" this is his shirt. Works for Father's Day, birthdays, or any random Tuesday. Also works if you're buying it for yourself, you magnificent solar-powered machine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUnisex S through 4XL. Relaxed fit, runs true to size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a real vintage shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. This is a brand new print of a vintage novelty design that's been around since the early '90s. Fresh cotton, clean print, no previous owners.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. DTG printed for lasting color that won't bail on you after a few washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is this available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's a self-deprecating dad joke about being bald. 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