{"product_id":"its-not-a-khole-its-a-khome-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"It's Not A K-Hole It's A K-Home Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe It's Not A K-Hole It's A K-Home tee from Unethical Threads is a ketamine joke for people who get it. A perfectly content horse and the best reframe in pharmacology, printed on the back of a heavyweight cotton tee in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who've heard the phrase and laughed instead of Googling it. The festival crowd, the after-party crowd, the \"I'll explain it to my parents never\" crowd.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is absurdist wordplay tee territory. Dark humor, rave humor, the kind of shirt that pairs well with sunglasses indoors. The horse knows what's up. You know what's up. Leave it at that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that doesn't disintegrate after a few washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e, because good jokes come in every size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, classic cut, nothing weird going on up top\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that stays where you put it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack print design\u003c\/strong\u003e, so the person behind you gets the joke first\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCan I give this as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnly if you know your audience. This is not a \"safe\" gift. This is an \"I know exactly who you are\" gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the person you're buying for would see a horse and a K-Home pun and immediately put it on, you found their shirt. If they'd need the joke explained, maybe get them socks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the design look like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA content-looking horse with the text \"It's Not A K-Hole It's A K-Home\" printed on the back of the tee. Absurdist, dry, and exactly as weird as it sounds.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print going to crack or peel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) printed, which means the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top. 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