{"product_id":"its-not-a-khole-its-a-khome-funny-t-shirt","title":"It's Not A K-Hole It's A K-Home Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe It's Not A K-Hole It's A K-Home tee from Unethical Threads is absurdist wordplay featuring a suspiciously relaxed horse. The kind of graphic tee that gets a double take at the bar, then a laugh, then another double take. Available in black or white, sizes S through 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears a ketamine joke shirt?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who think wordplay is a personality trait. Festival people, rave people, the friend in every group chat who sends the message that kills the conversation for a full thirty seconds before someone replies \"lmfao.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you've ever described yourself as \"chaotic neutral\" with a straight face, this is your uniform. The horse on the front is doing the heavy lifting here, and honestly it looks like it's having a better day than most of us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that doesn't disintegrate after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S to 4XL, because bodies and bad decisions come in all sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, classic cut, nothing weird going on\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the art stays sharp and the horse stays unbothered\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/strong\u003e, pick whichever matches your energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCan you actually gift this to someone?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnly if you know them. This is not a \"I didn't know what to get you\" gift. This is a \"I know exactly who you are\" gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks for birthdays, White Elephant, or any occasion where you want to confirm that you and the recipient share the same broken sense of humor. If you're second-guessing whether they'd laugh, they're probably the wrong person. But the right person? They'll never take it off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the It's Not A K-Hole It's A K-Home tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is this shirt available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. Two options, both solid choices.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNope. DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric, so the design holds up and the horse stays put.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually about ketamine?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a wordplay tee. The shirt says what it says. You either get it or you ask someone who does.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow should I wash this?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold, tumble dry low. The print doesn't need babying. 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