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Small text detail at the collar for close readers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that can survive as many wash cycles as your uric acid can survive a cheeseburger\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e (gout does not discriminate by body type)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, classic and clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that holds up, not just for the first few wears\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack print design\u003c\/strong\u003e with small collar detail, front is blank\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gout gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt might be the best gout gift. Socks hurt their feet. Compression sleeves are depressing. A funny shirt that validates the suffering while making everyone at the cookout laugh? That lands.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for Father's Day, birthdays, or the day the doctor says \"no more shellfish.\" Gout is called the \"rich man's disease\" and this is the rich man's trophy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is the design on this shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is printed on the back with a small text detail at the collar. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care instructions and you'll be fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a joke about gout, not a political statement. If someone is offended by a t-shirt about a foot condition, that's a them problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the person need to have gout to wear this?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo, but it hits way harder if they do. Non-gout wearers use it ironically. 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