{"product_id":"its-not-a-pimp-walk-its-gout-funny-t-shirt","title":"Its Not A Pimp Walk Its Gout Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Its Not A Pimp Walk Its Gout tee from Unethical Threads is for everyone who's limped into a room and watched people assume they were just feeling themselves. It's gout humor. Self-deprecating, medically accurate, and a hit with anyone who's been there.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears a gout shirt?\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003ePeople who've earned it. You don't buy this unless you or someone you love has stared at a swollen big toe at 3 AM wondering what they did to deserve this.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGout is one of those conditions that sounds made up until it happens to you. Then suddenly you're the person at the cookout who can't wear closed-toe shoes and walks like they're being followed by a camera crew. The Its Not A Pimp Walk Its Gout tee lets you get ahead of the questions. Wear it to the rheumatologist. Wear it to Thanksgiving. Your family already knows.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that feels substantial and holds its shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (gout doesn't discriminate and neither does the sizing)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the color doesn't bail on you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront print with a small collar detail, because if you're going to announce your medical history you might as well commit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift for someone with gout?\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's the best gout gift. Better than a cherry juice subscription and infinitely better than unsolicited dietary advice.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf someone you know just got diagnosed (or has been limping around for years pretending it's fine), this is the move. It says \"I see your suffering and I think it's a little funny.\" Which is honestly the most loving thing you can do for someone hobbling around the house in one sock. Great for dads, grandpas, or that friend who keeps posting about their uric acid levels.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt only for people who have gout?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo, but it hits different if you do. It's also a popular gift for anyone recently diagnosed or deep in the flare-up lifestyle.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Its Not A Pimp Walk Its Gout tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Runs comfortable across the board.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label (cold wash, tumble dry low) and you're good.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOnly to people who've never had gout. If you've lived it, this is solidarity. 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