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The people who can laugh at the tally because the alternative isn't really their style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that holds up to the emotional weight of this statement\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex regular fit\u003c\/strong\u003e, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that lasts longer than most of your relationships\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack print design\u003c\/strong\u003e, so people read it as you walk away. Fitting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne of the best, actually.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone who'd read this shirt and think \"that's just my Tuesday,\" hand it over. Perfect for the emotionally unavailable friend, the sarcastic coworker, or anyone who processes their feelings through dark humor and graphic tees. It says \"I see you\" without making it weird.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex regular fit that works for everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's on the back. The whole point is that people read it as you're leaving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shrink in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. Follow the care tag and it stays the size you ordered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually about drugs?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's about the hugs you didn't get. The drugs are just context.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it come in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. 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