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It works because it's specific enough to feel like a confession but vague enough that everyone reading it does their own mental tally.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can survive your questionable decisions and a hot dryer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck (no collar drama here)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the text stays sharp long after your memory of last weekend doesn't\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone who'd laugh at this instead of calling a therapist, yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a strong pick for the emotionally unavailable friend, the coworker who overshares at happy hour, or the person in your life who has genuinely received more shots than hugs. Pair it with a bottle of something or an actual embrace. Dealer's choice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizes S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works on everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or peel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not heat-pressed on top. The design stays sharp and actually gets softer with every wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this appropriate to wear in public?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTechnically, yes. Socially, that depends on your audience. Most people laugh. Some will want to hug you out of sympathy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this come in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. 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