{"product_id":"j-is-for-jealousy-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"J Is For Jealousy Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe J Is For Jealousy Tee from Unethical Threads is part of our red-flag alphabet series. An elegant couple dances while the man delivers the most textbook gaslighting line ever printed on cotton. If you've heard \"you're just crazy\" from someone doing exactly what they're denying, this shirt already belongs to you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who survived something and came out the other side with their sense of humor intact. The \"yeah, I dated that person\" crowd.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe J Is For Jealousy Tee lands hardest with people who recognize the line because they've lived it. Dark relationship humor is a love language for a certain type of person, and that person is our entire customer base. Wear it to brunch. Wear it to therapy. Wear it to both on the same day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels substantial, not some tissue-thin situation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e, because toxic relationships don't discriminate by body type\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e classic cut\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that outlasts most situationships\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the person you're buying for sends screenshots of their ex's texts to the group chat for entertainment, absolutely yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe J Is For Jealousy Tee works as a gift because it says \"I see you and your terrible taste, and I respect it.\" Birthdays, breakup anniversaries, or just a Tuesday when your friend needs to feel seen. Pair it with a bottle of wine and zero follow-up questions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the J Is For Jealousy design look like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAn elegant dancing couple with a speech bubble reading \"I'm not making you jealous. You're just crazy.\" Part of the Unethical Threads red-flag alphabet series.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is DTG printed directly into the fabric for lasting color. Cold wash, tumble dry low, and it holds up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift for someone?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf they laugh about red flags instead of ignoring them, yes. Perfect for anyone fluent in toxic relationship humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the fabric like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. Solid and comfortable, not the paper-thin kind that disintegrates after three washes.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42514135416914,"sku":"JIsForF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42514135449682,"sku":"JIsForF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42514135482450,"sku":"JIsForF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42514135515218,"sku":"JIsForF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42514135547986,"sku":"JIsForF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42514135580754,"sku":"JIsForF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42514135613522,"sku":"JIsForF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/J_Is_For_Jealousy_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt.png?v=1784473562","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/j-is-for-jealousy-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}