{"product_id":"jice-nugs-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Jice Nugs Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Jice Nugs Tee from Unethical Threads is a nice jugs spoonerism printed in big block letters on a shirt. Just text, no graphics, maximum deniability. The kind of joke that rewards the people paying attention and sails right over everyone else.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually safe to wear in public?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTechnically, yes. The words \"Jice Nugs\" don't mean anything. That's the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's two nonsense words on a shirt. Your grandmother will squint at it and move on. Your coworker who thinks about things for too long will figure it out at lunch and choke on their sandwich. The nice jugs joke is there for anyone who wants to find it, but it's not printed on a billboard. It's printed in code.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e with actual substance, not that tissue-paper stuff that disintegrates in the dryer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic. No explanation needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print\u003c\/strong\u003e so the letters stay crisp and don't crack or peel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white.\u003c\/strong\u003e Two options. Less is more.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf they laugh at innuendo and appreciate a good spoonerism, the Jice Nugs Tee will land perfectly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot sure whether they'd get the nice jugs wordplay? That's actually a useful filter. The shirt self-selects its audience. Give it to someone who gets it and you're a legend. Give it to someone who doesn't and you've got a story either way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does \"Jice Nugs\" mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a spoonerism of \"nice jugs.\" The first letters are swapped so it reads as nonsense until you say it out loud or look twice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Jice Nugs Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex sizes S through 4XL in a relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. That's it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe DTG print holds up well through regular washing. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to be extra careful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnly if you figure out the joke. 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