{"product_id":"jimothy-seattles-most-wanted-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Jimothy Seattles Most Wanted Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Jimothy Seattles Most Wanted Tee is a full old-west wanted poster for Seattle's most notorious raccoon, printed across the entire back of a heavyweight cotton tee with a blank front. Charges: snack theft, dumpster trespassing, and public cuteness, with a bounty of exactly one hot dog. Unofficial fan merch from Unethical Threads.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWhat's on the front?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNothing. That's the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA wanted poster is meant to be nailed up and read from across the room, and your back is the wall. The full bounty notice lives there: scorched parchment, heavy slab-serif type, a woodcut engraving of Jimothy the raccoon, three charges, and a one-hot-dog reward. The front stays clean because a frontier marshal doesn't owe you a preview.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton. Not the see-through kind.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print for color that survives the wash cycle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFull back print, blank front. Approach with caution. He probably has your snacks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this official Jimothy merch?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. This is unofficial fan-made merch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot licensed, not endorsed, not affiliated with any person, organization, or city agency. Thousands of \"Hot Jimothy Summer\" text tees exist, but nobody had put this trash panda on a wanted poster, so we did. If Jimothy has opinions, he has not retained counsel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt officially affiliated with Jimothy?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. This is unofficial fan-made merch from Unethical Threads. It is not licensed by, endorsed by, or affiliated with any person, organization, or raccoon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the back print look like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA full-size aged old-west wanted poster with scorched parchment edges, heavy letterpress type, and a woodcut engraving of Jimothy the raccoon. Charges listed: snack theft, dumpster trespassing, and public cuteness. Reward: one hot dog.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs there anything printed on the front?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. The front is completely blank. The entire wanted poster design is printed on the back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is Jimothy the raccoon?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJimothy is a real wild raccoon in the Ballard neighborhood of Seattle who went viral in 2026. He has short spine syndrome, which gives him his distinctively round, stubby shape. 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