{"product_id":"jimothy-seattles-most-wanted-funny-t-shirt","title":"Jimothy Seattles Most Wanted Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Jimothy Seattles Most Wanted Tee from Unethical Threads is a full old-west wanted poster for Seattle's most notorious raccoon. The charges: snack theft, dumpster trespassing, public cuteness. The reward: one hot dog. Unofficial fan-made merch for the trash panda that broke the internet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho's buying a raccoon wanted poster shirt?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who saw Jimothy waddle across a parking lot and immediately understood he was the most important public figure in Seattle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTrash panda fans, western aesthetic people, and anyone who believes frontier justice should be applied to small round animals. If you've described a raccoon as \"illegally cute,\" this is your uniform. Seattle locals wear it as Ballard neighborhood pride, but honestly, Jimothy transcended zip codes weeks ago.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually survives your laundry habits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because Jimothy's fan base is literally everyone\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print locks in every scorched edge and woodcut line on the poster. No cracking, no fading\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront print only. The back is for your posture problems\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this official Jimothy merch?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. This is unofficial, fan-made merch. Not licensed, not endorsed, not affiliated with any person, organization, or raccoon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a love letter to a viral raccoon whose rap sheet includes snack theft and public cuteness, with a bounty of one hot dog. The wanted poster is obviously a joke. Approach with caution. He probably has your snacks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a real wanted poster?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. Jimothy's crimes (snack theft, dumpster trespassing, public cuteness) are not prosecutable offenses. The one hot dog reward is also not legally binding.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Jimothy shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric. The wanted poster detail holds up through plenty of wash cycles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is Jimothy the raccoon?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJimothy is a real raccoon in Seattle's Ballard neighborhood who went viral in July 2026. He has short spine syndrome, which gives him his signature round, compact look. The internet lost its collective mind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt affiliated with the city of Seattle?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. This is unofficial fan-made merch. 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